+Tight Little Place

“I’ve got few years left in me, jackass.” — Hope Solo

Rudy

I like this idea simply because I love watching northern suburbanites squirm when they discover there’s actual things happening in Detroit.

Heh. Good one. +Brush Park’d

How is a $10 million dollar payment that isn’t from Publishers Clearing House not corrupt?

Turns out my Irish friend, who knows nothing of hockey, didn’t come up with a pejorative term for the third period.

Shit, we’re all out of Carbonite.

You should leave the Danish peoples out of this one.

I never expected Kris Kringle’s alias to contain the word “Blazer”. Or “Chuck”, for that matter...

“Hopefully he’s been building up his top-end, run-away-from-the-cops speed.” — Gus Johnson

“But she said ‘I love you, man!’” — Ben Roethlisberger

I didn’t realize how long the Spanish translation for “HOLY FUCKING SHIT” was until now.

1. Matt Walsh is a troll. His audience is narrow and feeble-minded, and you can give him about as much attention as the guy that catcalls you on the street: absolutely none.

+Skyline Chili

“Oh shit, he’s really gonna say it.”

Blatter’s Brethren Empty Bladders; Being Bypassed, Blatter Blathers Blithely

+timing!

2nd worst day of my life.

“And maybe it’s just me, but have there been an unusually large number of bombs this year?”