O-H-OH-SHIT

“Dong’s professional record is now 5-0.” — The first bullet point on Justin Bieber’s Resume, sent to the Pussy Patrol

Don’t worry, Andrew. You’ll be able to afford that house in San Francisco soon enough.

Looks like my ex-girlfriend.

As long as the Blackhawks are screwed by the rule, I’m good with it.

“What’s so wrong with that? He’s just taking advantage of a pretty little white thing sitting all alone in a public place.” — Ben Roethlisberger

No way, sir. New Jersey is just across the border.

Not surprising. My ex girlfriend, also from Pittsburgh, used to do that on Friday afternoons all the time.

That’s no way to get into the biz, Carlos Norris.

The last thing we need is another kardashian.

Despite the Patriots schadenfreude (the last pure sports emotion)

She should be careful. Rejecting the cap is the exact same mistake her biological father made 23 years and nine months ago.

Or perhaps Schrute and The Duck?

“FUN DAY!!!”

Bruce, you look great!

Looks like Franklin was fighting with a torn rotator face.

Only if you’re a Raiders fan. +1

Dan Gilbert has to be saving the money to buy up Detroit from somewhere...

...and that's the first - and last - time Big Brady Hoke pulled a fast one on Pistol Pete Carroll.

“Amber Peterman, an assistant research professor of Public Policy at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, and Jennifer Bleck, a PhD student in the Department of Community and Family Health at the University of South Florida, found that, on average, just seven percent of boxers who experienced torn rotator…