I wish I could add another one of those “but not all Christians are like that” posts. But I can assure you that a seven-day creation account is still being splayed as literal truth in large, evangelical churches in San Francisco and New York, and a throng of incredibly well-educated Christian millennials aren’t…

“Prove it.” — Tony LaRussa

Looked more like a Duplo set, personally.

It’s fun watching assholes succeed, isn’t it.

Looks like a San Francisco Marina Girl to me.

“but I can vouch that every thing she said is 100% true. “

They spelled “Mistake by the Lake” wrong.

“I knew I would need someplace to live”, Ryan said of buying a house last summer.

Yes. Sorta like Satan the Yankee.

And in Vegas. Like, twice.

Oh God, you Devil! +1

You’re gonna kneed to work on a better angle than that.

I hereby change that stupid chant to “Mother Fuckin’ Duke Duke”

"Yup." — Michigan fans

+EINS

A sperm named Urban dies in the uterus.

“Your conduct has caused, and will cause, embarrassment to the University, although not admittedly as much as the fact that our shitbrick of a campus is located in northern Ohio.”

Nobody's mentioned that he heard the faint echoes of Rock Chalk Jayhawk immediately after the incident.

Airball:"Dez is a rapist" :: the Dallas Mavericks winning a game or two:"Dirk is a nazi"

Your probably not astute enough to understand