My ex, she gaslit me at the end too. Only took a year or two to get over that while she started dating another dude three weeks after our breakup.

All That is Bitter and Sw....Nope, It's All Fucking Bitter

(Oklahoma bans freshman American History course)

I thought you were just a Pulp Fiction fan.

I was about to star you until you inserted that fuckin' colonial spelling of favorite.

TO BILL BRASKY!

Cross-Referenced:

Clossovel?

Who knew that the former First Daughter had a Southern Republican fanbase?

"Meal time is neigh!!...i mean, nigh!" — James Woods

"My, uh, back, will let me know when she, uh, it Vonnts to compete again."

Settle down, Alison.

It's gonna be really fucking hilarious when that dog gets chemicals injected into it to induce death.

A dude put my hand on his boner and said, "You did this."

Cute, but a stretch. +0.5

"Do you know who I am?"

"Dammit, almost made it home." — the N Train shark

"It was in poor taste to ask Mr. Lynch the question in the first place, Ernie."

When they lined up in the Pistol, we just knew that Eddie the Eagle was gonna swoop in (0:17).

Surprised nobody well versed in Air Force could help him out.