Correction: most Christians that aren't afraid to examine the evidence believe in evolution. That's a slight minority sadly.

St. Louis Police were further infuriated when the players asked Jeff Fisher to hold their cigarillos while they caught touchdowns.

"Stop trying to ig-Norris, Still!" - Smythe

Where's the dating app where 8 of every 10 girls on there are basic bitches? I want me that one.

Sounds like any typical Stanford grad begging for a good pickle tickle, really.

At least Madison Bumgarner has some leeway in this department.

I'm a "Don't Kick Me In The Balls Unless I'm An MRA" Advocate.

Or "Overly Attached Girlfriend".

also a 10. Probably flopped her set too.

can we please, please, please separate Christianity from this pure creationist bullshit? The two are not inextricably linked, and it just deserves a forehead slap when you presume that they are.

It's almost how Heidi Klum didn't, though.

I was wondering where Lou went after the World Series parade...

Needs more IOC. +1

Friend was a waitress years ago at his Chicago steakhouse. "Coach" was eating in-house one night with a group of male friends and although she was two weeks new and hadn't met him yet, she got the call to wait on his table. She grew up in Schaumburg and loved Ditka.

11. ...and promptly wiped his ass with it.

Omer Asik is breathing a sigh of relief, as he is no longer the only object in the NBA referred to as the Blue Screen of Death.

"Whatta guy!" - Dave Brandon

"(S)He deserved it." — my ex, a Pittsburgh fan

You really do hear America's Ugliest Accent stand out in those high notes.

"Wrong color, guys!" - Michael Jordan, circa 2002