Brady Hoke approves.

could be worse. At least they're not Buckeyes.

That pork tenderloin looks nothing like Brad Ausmus.

I think he alluded to the notion that Maceo Baston is about as effective on a basketball court as a bundle of sticks.

Speak for yourself, Shit Mouth.

Other evidence: He was nonplussed when Kate Upton gave him a blowjob, and had the same indifference when Joe Torre did the same.

+Helen Keller'd

Why in God's name would Tom Brokaw ever reside in North Dakota? He's from South Dakota. He and all 46 of us other South Dakotans know never to venture to that shithole up north.

Most likely: Paul Schmidt, Head Athletic Trainer.

"We can afford to build a new stadium,"

You spelled Red Wings wrong.

+Trail of Tears'd

+HO LEE FUK

Trilingual, Well-Spoken, Academically Successful Cunt Punter.

I shudder to think what he's gonna ask her to do with the canoe.

Look, if someone thrusted a funky old running shoe in my soccer-ball-stopping face and asked me to sign it, I'd probably give some thought to a face punch.

Goddammit, the hot girls always go for the yard boy.

And swearing at Harpo is a West Loop phenomenon.

+slobber all over the elbow knob