Perhaps he's testing out Powerthirst: Rocket Edition.

Players from Uruguay will, however, be routinely checked for bite marks.

So, tell me again why NFL Europe was a flop?

I've been rejected many, many times as a straight man. The duality I often struggle with is whether or not she rejected me for some sort of incompatibility (which I can understand; I've done the same) or for something that had absolutely nothing to do with me, rather something fucked up another man did to her that she…

This seems to correlate with height restrictions specified in the average woman's Tinder profile.

Given what we all know about women's college softball, you forgot the part about the crabs.

They don't use Padre to describe the patriarch in the Mormon church, Sabo.

Mr. Irrelevant wins a date with Bryan Singer. Yay!

It was Terry Hall, fuckface. #drops gloves

Well, I don't really understand why there's so much banana(d)rama.

*CLANG*

If it's two then three more than me.

"I knew I wasn't good enough to actually compete, but it was just really nice to be able to hang in there with some guys I'm huge fans of for a short while." - Dave Dravecky

+John 3:16'd

Ahem.

So now I'm both? Oh, for fuck's sake!

Who says I'm a sir?

What's a blurminator? And fake/real boobie ratio?

It's actually Partsunk Nown. Welsh county outside Cardiff.