Does your mom have an equally fiery and far younger single sister?

Why they paired one of the great blocks with the music from the shittiest Mario Brothers is beyond me.

We now have our first outing in the Witness Protection Program: Chunk. Man, those Fratellis will stop at nothing.

Adam Levine? Really?

A lot of folks are screaming about the "Tracy was a throwaway!" claim.

Surprisingly, it only took one platonic lap-sitting from a coed to make the guy on the Hoveround to go away.

The last thing Detroit needs is more ammunition.

I was a strategy consultant for a certain Detroit OEM. Behind closed doors, they all wished they could do direct sales, but knew that it would be a political faux pas due to the inherently befuddling strength of dealership laws.

So, under what category do we file what destroyed Detroit?

Christianity is the religion intelligent people joke about. Mainly, it's because most intelligent people in this country had some sort of negative encounter with the vehicle through which it was delivered (aka Church).

"I've been here for years." — Michael Joseph Albrecht

Gary certainly knows how to navigate his way through sparsely-populated islands overshadowed and neglected by its neighbors.

+Almonte'd

"Bullshit. Why didn't I get that kind of celebration after beating a woman at her own game?"

Welp, that's not the first time a Ro(b For)d got Canada so much attention.

Wow. +1 (and my soul)

Uhlaender swore, immediately after the interview to cut Nikitina out of her life for good, but was spotted purchasing a pack of Pall Malls from the local bodega twelve minutes later.

"Bella. Bella." — Silvio

I don't care how good this quartet of poseurs is.