Spellbound. +1

cuntpunted?

"She's a great actress."

+Fuck list!

Plenty of flipping of Big Houses all the time; I just didn't think Ohioans were smart enough to play the real estate market like that.

The only "dating" applications I have are the ones I ask every one of my wingmen to fill out.

Haven't seen that much excitement over a copious amount of black since I lived down the hall from David Terrell in West Quad.

State still lost.

The next one, I'm sure, will involve Audrey Tautou and a sequel to Amelie.

You wanna see rowdy? Hang out in downtown Durham sometime.

I haven't heard the words "Tender" and "Miley Cyrus" in the same sentence since I caught a bootleg of Billy Ray's wife in the delivery room.

Nobody really thinks Columbia is an Ivy League school.

Everyone seemed slightly confused when one player was ejected for "Reaching for the Opponent's Buckeyes".

I am flattered that my post turned you into a Japanese teenage girl.

I suppose your grammar confirms that you're a Michigan State student.

Honey, the fire's going out. Go get a stick and Hoke it.

"Who let this fucktard into the Mission, huh?" — Padre Pio

It's rumored that Justin Beiber's handlers are showing this film to him, on repeat, to remind him of the appropriate way to get to his hotel room in Brazil.

I wonder what Rebecca Martinson has to say about all this.