Not surprising. After all, Tate used the same moves to prevent a group of Nigerian teenagers from obtaining a box of condoms during a study abroad trip at his alma mater.

Man, John Edwards really let himself go.

Yes, thank you for reinforcing how terrible Boston's public transit system, and the people that support it, are.

I was fortunate enough to encounter a handful of humpbacks in Antarctica on Christmas Day a few years ago. They got just as close, if not closer, to our boat as this fella did in the video, and nothing captured on film or on screen does this experience justice.

Watching Michigan shit the bed was worse than getting maced.

Would have been even better if Cookie Monster bit off the petting woman's hand at the end.

Hey Andrew, you should be prepping for the Seahawks tomorrow. Now, put your tree-shaped vibrator away and get some sleep.

That punter has the finest follow-through I've seen since Elin Nordegren's prenup proceedings.

Do you insist on roaring every two minutes?

And also, several hundred countries other than the United States exist.

Names, please.

I think these renters have voided their right to use the term "professionals".

Fine. I'll respond.

Wow, ad hominem across the board. I didn't realize I struck such a deep nerve, or that my arguments were so simplistic and ill-informed, to be considered "stupid" and "obtuse".

Really? Absolutely none?

Not to be confused with this guy.

Well, for one, I wouldn't be asking for my partner's input on whether or not I should treat my athlete's foot.

I just pictured someone taking a blowtorch to a dog turd. I don't know if that's what you were aiming for, but...

The video we actually saw here was Calvin Klein wrestling a bottle of Designer Impostors perfume from the driver.

Ross Rebagliati was happy to piss into a cup. He was proud to do it.