...but if said reporter approaches you at Astro Coffee...

I'm more curious about who serves the role as TMZ's "Hooters Source".

..but THIS is funny.

Oh, nice. So, hearing my upstairs neighbors making love like sea otters isn't the only downside to having a poorly insulated building.

Well, ain't that some shit.

Perfect nose and face, horrible body.

Aaron, your sentiment is one that is carried out by many Detroiters, and it was that enthusiasm and excitement which drew me to live in the Motor City after completing graduate school.

Having grown up in Rapid City, and as a former resident of Detroit, I can say that the only thing bad about Rapid City is how my sinuses dry out every time I visit.

+Soccerbros

+/danica'd

If this screws up Verlander's pitching mojo, I'm gonna punch her in the boob.

If you are not Jewish and don't look Jewish (redacted) then say:

b. No, but I'm from a really jewish area

Eh, I still don't see any element of taking ownership of your involvement in his/her anger or frustration.

We're all sinners in the fauxpology department at some point in our lives, sure.

This article would have saved me at least four forced removals from commercial airline flights last year. Better late than never, I guess.

What, no Cost of Living Adjustments?

Amanda Bynes provides her Apple laptop one Coke and a handful of Hot Cheetos per week.

The Six Year-Old Kid with Cerebral Palsy: Well, Armando Ga....

Nailed the dismount.

The irony behind all this is that most of Detroit's most vociferous detractors are located smack-dab in Oakland County...and many are only one or two generations removed from the city itself.