Well, there's that whole "we didn't harbor a terrorist that murdered thousands of Americans" thing.

+yowza

(muffled) "hmmmph Craig James?"

I'd say he's a prick. I saw the dude walking down the street, looking at his package and saying "No, you're brother's around here. He's just hiding because he doesn't like you."

's cool, Lena. You and your fellow girls are also pretentious and snobbish — for Detroit.

Yep, we do. And PARKS, too!

This. +1.

Did anyone read the article and jump to the completely tertiary conclusion that Manti is the unnamed player in the Lizzy Seeberg case?

+I really want to eat her pussauy

Somewhere, Miguel Indurain is filming a Dos Equis commercial. I hope, at least.

I'm reviewing it as soon as I get it out of the box

On the contrary, I'm of the belief that science has so far shown us an infinitesimal amount of how reality operates. You really think we'd have the whole damn universe figured out in a couple hundred years of scientific assessments?

Is "Thomas Mann" what blurts out after using google translate on the phrase "Mitt Romney" in all 64 languages?

1. Gender?

Finally, we have a good reason to petition for an official name change to OkStupid.

Seems like McDonald's is no longer the only place where a Hispanic team member fucks with my Parfait.

Well, as the guy from Downtown says, "It takes a singular, solitary brass ball to sell real estate."

Surprisingly, though, few media pundits chimed in on the issue, especially when compared to the hubbub that Marco Pantani generated after admitting to the occasional pistol-whipping of his Persian.

Right. Because you wouldn't be angry if I didn't give a shit that someone stole things YOU earned and THEY didn't...such as your car, your job, and your wife.

I hear the new restaurant next door, Shartaburger, is giving them a runs for their money.