Around 3 [a.m.] there started to be some fighting and pushing among the customers. Around 4, it started to get pretty unruly and officers sprayed pepper spray on a few people who were fighting, and that seemed to do the trick to break them up.

I like to try to get her into double-digit orgasms

Very true. As someone with no ties to the state, other than graduating from its flagship university once or thrice, I often wonder why I moved to Detroit after obtaining my graduate degrees with options to go to Boston, Seattle, or even Seoul...I think it's because there's a small, yet vociferous, few of us here that…

I don't agree to our dear troller above, but...

Even more offensive is how you pronounce "niggabitch" in Dutch. Throat-clearing fun for all!

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tens of thousands of women wound up with a toxic chemical in their body after having a legitimate cosmetic surgery procedure.

I didn't say where she digs for gold.

I'mma let you finish, Kanye, but Kimmy's the greatest golddigger of all time. OF ALL TIME!

You forgot to mention that a) your friend is Christina Hendricks and b) that's not Elmo giggling and shaking.

I know many, many, many people with a far less polished pedigree pursuing the same things as Ms. Clinton — and being appropriately more rewarded than her. All a silver spoon does is make you talk with a funny lisp.

This week every player on Kenmore East High School's girls basketball team is serving a two day suspension for performing a pre-game chant that included the N-word

If "vocal fry" is code for "that annoying dialect sorority girls use now", I get it.

As a church-going, Bible-believing Amurrcian — bravo.

President Obama has again mistaken America's tolerance for different lifestyles with an endorsement of those lifestyles. I will not make that mistake.

And there's a Tiffany's bracelet on the little symbiote's wrist.

Don't you wish, Clark Griswold...

This has nothing to do with additional rice consumption, but more due to the higher likelihood that you will be stabbed in the eye with a chopstick.

A team of experts who specialise in putting a price on your baby's head says Jessica Simpson can't expect much from hers

"It was awful ... They asked me to come into another room. I said ‘Don't touch me - you have dirty hands'"