One female student was already suspended in September...by telling friends of Jamey's sister that she was glad her brother killed himself

You haven't seen humor 'til you've seen my contorting Kate Moss impression.

I'd love to, if my voicebox wasn't in the repair shop for the next six weeks.

Part of a model's job is to twist and contort into unusual poses

Those of you who were waiting with bated breath for Amanda Knox and ex-boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito to pen dueling memoirs

a student at Banana Kelly High School in the Bronx pepper-sprayed at least 14 people today, including students and the principal.

I was more concerned about the bazingas.

Special message to junior Jezebel readers: This lady was sorely mistaken.

If having a heart is the criteria here, why hasn't Rick Perry been aborted yet?

Gulnare Free Will Baptist Church

Is there a lens thickness/job longevity ratio implied here?