I’m telling you right now... If you invest in Eufy security products you will regret wasting your money on such a buggy poorly functioning ecosystem. 

I’m telling you right now... If you invest in Eufy security products you will regret wasting your money on such a bug…

If it ain’t a Type R it ain’t a tYtE CaR.

Flashing red has always indicated “Treat it like a stop sign” since forever. No wonder people are confused.

The ol Deadspin gag.

Hey Nokak... Fuck You.

Shit keeps getting torched and they won't be selling anything.

Fuck a Roku. Buy a Shield.

If you’re old enough to work to buy food only to intentionally puke it up out of vanity, we’re all probably better off without your skinny ass.

People with money can afford shit. Film at 11.

If you don't already know the difference close the tab and focus on your school work.

Peaceful protestors. Ha fucking ha.

If you listen to nothing else I ever say, listen to this: Do not buy Eufy Security products. Please trust me when I tell you that the entire ecosystem is riddled with bugs and they cause more problems than they fix with their updates. Broken promises, buggy software, and a constant flow of new and poor performing…

If you listen to nothing else I ever say, listen to this: Do not buy Eufy Security products. Please trust me when I…

Take your microwave and donate it to someone who can’t afford real appliances. Or just pitch that disgusting hateful food-ruiner into the landfill where it belongs.

Better yet just stay home and stop burning your community to the ground.

I acknowledge nothing. 

Holy shit, something relevant posted to Gizmodo!

... souo bowl mug

Now if the only made balaclavas out of the stuff

Now if the only made balaclavas out of the stuff

Fuck China

Fuck China

You ever consider that they're trying to prevent importing the disease to an area which is currently doing reasonably ok? Maybe it's not intended to keep you egomaniacs safe, but to save the Ozzie's from your diseased ilk.