Easy, get some indica. 

My phone is set to automatically reboot every 48 hours, shortly before my morning alarm is scheduled to go off. Just because I can.

I'd rather have a waffled steak.

Already keep a bottle of El Jimador in there. That's enough.

I loved Oregon Trail as much as the next guy and have no problem with it, but wasn’t it pulled from the market because some thin-skinned shits decided that it was racist? Funny it would be discussed on a kinja site in anything but a hateful manner. 

I hope they cancel the memberships of anyone caught selling these gift cards em masse and give them a lifetime ban.

But the racist ones will be worth more money after everyone is finished whitewashing history. (Sorry, perhaps brown-nosing history would be more accurate.)

Only communists use Tik Tok

Better yet fire that piece of crap into the landfill and learn to cook. Microwaves are nasty.

Clean home, but the real cost is cancer.

Clean home, but the real cost is cancer.

Stick to sports.

Ditch cities and the foreigners who overfill them.

Great Lifehack. This is gonna be so useful!

Get a gas can. 

Pick a digit, any digit, and drop it from the price.

Get the fuck off of the road then, maybe?

Pretty sure the Nexus phone I had a decade ago could share content between phones via nfc. Not that I ever actually used the feature.

No.

W124's as well. Came here to say this. They advise the use of a tow strap and another vehicle. Tried it by hand once with a construction crew of 5 with no luck. Couldn't get it going fast enough.

The SSEI was the one to get tho.