At this rate, Messi will score as many goals at the Euros as Ronaldo.

I think the “obviously offside” comment is a bit harsh. It took the BT Sports team like 6 minutes to figure it out and the commentators used by Fox weren’t much better. Incredibly difficult to see for the lino. I can’t fault him for that.

Real Madrid got lucky, but we in the states were all losers. Having to sit…

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

I thought the Catholic Church was against all forms of contraception.

Honest question: Will there ever be a public lightsaber match that doesn’t feature at least one Kylo Ren lightsaber again?

Yes. That is in fact the biggest hurdle Manchester United face as far as playing Champions League football next season. Billy didn’t mention it because well, it’s a Billy article.

This is wrong on many levels.

Jeter seemed to enjoy it.

I think everyone likes it, just when a dude has destroyed your whole team and has won 10 straight play-off games against you, maybe not the best time to talk shit

To be fair to Zizzou, he's right. He's never physically lost his head. Like his head hasn't actually come off from all of his headbutting, which I guess is impressive.

Wait - it took research for you to confirm that Tracy McGrady was better than Robert Horry? Were you comatose between roughly 2000-2008?

He is, but really it’s only to look for women to bang.

“What a fucking travesty. President Trump will put a stop to these pussy terrorists refusing to risk their lives for our amusement.”

This is a pretty radical decision for Abdullah. I hope Ted Cruz is patrolling his neighborhood.

Slambrose Bierce up in here. Lebron might not be able to do it all but he did win two NBA finals games last year playing one on five. That’s pretty damn good.

John Terry may be a great captain but that doesn’t mean players should try to emulate EVERY aspect of his career.

Shame Keller and Borring couldn’t Bridge their differences.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

This is great news for Manchester United because now they can focus on finishing top 6 in the league and getting back to the UEFA Cup.