Not since the Spanish Armada has Drake inspired such fear in an opponent.

“Jurgen Klinsmann not voting for Landon Donovan is more proof that Jurgen Klinsmann hates America.”

Also, is there a requirement for new hires at Deadspin that you must despise Spurs?

He thinks the Joker’s favorite show would be Family Guy.

Karma has finally arrived for “only accountable when winning” Jose. Special shout out to Skrtel for a great game and not getting suckered into retaliation against fuckbag Diego Costa.

Lets be honest. England is utter crap when they put their talents together. They have no heart.

I loved Donovan as a player but man, he’s got to let it go with regards to Klinsmann. Klinsmann’s earned international respect, way more than Donovan has. For example:

Calling Landon Donovan the greatest American player of all time is a not exactly but close enough to calling someone the greatest minor league baseball player of all time.

I wonder how much of it is the Chiefs’ players “trying too hard,” as they say, to avoid putting Reid in the position to fuck up the end of the second half like he did the first and like he did the Super Bowl with the Eagles.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

I have mixed feelings about Cech. On one hand, he’s an excellent keeper, veteran presence, and proven winner (despite his rough start). On the other hand, through no fault of his own, people begin talking about Arsenal as title contenders, which as evidenced by the start to this year, is completely and utterly…

With UK just down I-75, it makes perfect sense for Drake to get a motorboat in Cincinnati.

Just another manic Munn day.

I’m sure your in-laws are very impressed with how seriously you take Demon Deacons football

Pirlo is better than everybody on the USWNT. So it makes sense.