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You guys, I’m starting to think that Floyd Mayweather might be an asshole.

To be fair to Nene:

1) That’s a terrific rebound by Horford, flying in and ripping it away.

There is a disproportionate amount of dislike for this guy and Real Madrid. As if somehow Barcelona is a bastion of sanctity. Wheres the post mentioning his huge donation to Nepal? You look pettier every time you do this shit, Billy.

I like how he didn’t even really swat at the ball, he just casually put his hand in the path of the shot, making the entire play look so effortless. Young LeBron would have swatted it emphatically. Here LeBron is just like, “Oh, you thought you were going to score on this fast break? How cute.”

What’s amazing to me about this block is just how Lebron times himself perfectly. As Rose approaches the rim, you can see him slow down and adjust his angle to get himself in position for the block.

I’ve been a Bulls fan for 25 years, so this was midly horrifying to watch in real time, as it was a “Oh Shit!” (happy)…

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

And fewer games than Terrelle Pryor got for getting free tattoos in college.

At this point you HAVE to be rooting for the Cavs to win the Championship...because who wouldn’t want to witness the spectacle of David Blatt winning an NBA title and being fired a week later. That would have to be unprecedented. I don’t think the Cavs will win, but I’d like to see it.

Why is it so hard for Blatt to just say, hey, I fucked up. It’s not like the coverup is helping him, since his fuckup is totally visible. Just say you made a mistake and move on with your life instead of trying to play it cool.

That’s great branding. I’d much rather go to “Delaware North” than “New Jersey”.

Maybe he had his lap belt surgery done in a box at MetLife

Your governor is so fat that he’s never taken a bribe. His fingers are always too greasy from french fries to hold onto the money.

[writes down $2,581]

“Blanched Potato” made me spit out my beer, Pulitzer for you sir!

Supposedly, the 27th President William Howard Taft was so fat that he got stuck in his bathtub.

I remember really liking some of his Page 2 articles and really disliking his long-form books. I always assumed it was because I have a short attention sp

Oh cherry picking stats! My favorite game to play! Here’s a cherry picked stat I found. Jordan made the NBA Finals 6 out of 15 seasons for a .400%. LeBron has made the NBA Finals 6x already in 11 seasons (not counting this one) for a .545%. Isn’t the real story Jordan couldn’t carry his teams to the NBA Finals as…