Why couldn’t HE have torn his ACL in the first 5 minutes of practice?

This is appalling. A professional sports team doesn't have the resources to hire actual actors?

How about we worry about actual domestic violence... as opposed to videos that don’t depict domestic violence but which you could twist in order to get offended? That sound good?

F-ed up, but still more action than Mayweather-Pacquiao.

I like Corey Crawford because he’s an athlete I can relate to. He gets drunk and falls down stairs, I get drunk and fall down stairs. We’d have a lot to talk about.

The Saints also sent Rob Ryan, but that was more just to have a good time and enjoy some music.

When asked for comment, Mayweather said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about — he’s completely comfortable fighting someone who can’t punch back.

Premier League is NBC Sports, but I guess I take your point that Fox Soccer is the same as Fox News, or something, and so I should work for Fox Soccer because I root for one team. That’s the point you’re making, no? Also: would you consider this a good point if it were made by someone else?

Happy St Totteringham’s Day to you to kind sir!

yes, very correct

Man, Crossfit is the worst.

... performative Christianity ...

Writing from a personal level: it is incredibly upsetting that we live in the year 2015 and there are still some morons out there that still read Peter King’s column.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

So the rapist went #1 but no one will touch this guy with a ten foot pole because he gets sad and/or anxious sometimes?

I KNEW IT

That typo plus that GIF made me think that Klopp was in werewolf mode at the time. Not out of the realm of possibility.

The most amazing thing about this Lancaster mascot fight is that the actual students don't seem to care one way or the other. The entire fight is being waged by middle-aged alumni who never left town. It's sort of sad watching then vigorously defending their decades-old high school nostalgia.