Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

This is the same dude who got Cyborg to choke him out during an interview. My guess is he goes home and beats off after he gets a female MMA fighter to attack him.

Whiteside should have been the name of the Michael Oher movie.

In Watts' defense, the cell signal there is very poor. One, maybe two bars on a good day.

Damn this doesn't even have a rain shower head. I'd say its minimalistic

Tim Brown agrees

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years…

Always highlight truthers.

Last time I saw Jon Stewart kick anybody that hard in the dick, it was Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.

I guess Kolo Toure didn't teach Johnson a thing about discretion.

In related news, Jozy Altidore was arrested for playing like 15-year old girl.

Johnson: Would you like to see Sunderland?

Billy, can you explain how the fuck ManU v Liverpool is a pseudo-final? That's like saying two NFL teams playing for the last Wild Card spot is a pseudo-Super Bowl.

Yeah, but it's assuming that everyone does so on Xbox rather than Playstation.

Their wasn't a draw at the Calderon... Villarreal won 1-0 at the Calderon when they beat Atletico Madrid. That is because Atletico play at the Calderon.

of course you'd think Liverpool might be the best team in england right now.

Thanks, not sure why Haisley assumed this is common knowledge.

Yet another reminder that Liverpool are indeed once again the most entertaining if not the best team in England came with their 2-1 victory party over Manchester City on Sunday.