Almost as cute as the letter Jack Johnson's parents wrote to the GM asking for more money.

"Showoff."

Coincidentally, "You lovly coaches are most likely mad about that," is how Jay Cutler starts off his letters to the Bears organization every offseason when they consider ditching him.

Plus a "double bottom-line life" sounds hilariously obscene.

Derrick Rose wishes he could jump that high.

robben and batman

I agree that it's really tough for Teravainen to replicate what Kane does, especially since he doesn't turn 21 until September.

Exactly. "You don't understand, Feyenoord fans always hold up giant inflatable bananas at matches, it's tradition!" is inane for the following reasons:

No European Cup Competitions for them for 3 years. Period.

Triple negative +1

Money for commodities people.

Yea, this is nothing neu for them.

The NFL is in the business of using people to make money, so it only makes sense that they would use HER2.

t-minus 3...2...1... until the NFL promotes "The Sympathy Foundation," a side-project of The Human Fund.

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

What time does the rest of the team show up if 9:30 is impressively early?

I never heard a black person drop N-bombs and felt the same uncomfortable feeling as when the most vile white folks use the word.

As an oncologist, THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for such a well-written explanation of why this stuff drives us crazy.