I'm gonna be sad when all the QBs who were in ESPN NFL 2k5 retire.

I'm guessing she was a Tressel fan, even Pryor to the tattoo.

Billy Haisley is worse than Brendan Rodgers. (Brendan Rodgers is the fucking worst)

7 wins in 10 cmatches! Except the part where it's actually 6 wins in 10 matches, 2 of those wins were against teams in England's lower leagues and only 2 of the wins were against teams in the upper half of the EPL table (and even those guys, 8th place West Ham and 9th place Swansea, barely squeak in).

Coming back from 1-0 to a 10 man lower division team means they are back?

Chris Benoit for WWE Hall of Fame!

If Peter really wanted to get on Sharper's good side, he'd have numbered his tweets starting at 10, then counted backward slowly.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

1. Why are you posing in front of a Bonobos storefront?

I live in Maine so....no? I liked Prague better.

In order to run the clock down to 20-25 seconds to deny NE a better chance for a drive, Seattle sacrificed the ability to run the ball 3 times if needed. They only had one TO left remember. So that means 2 runs and 1 pass. I think that's an acceptable trade off versus giving Brady more time.

all of them. He took his Lipitor.

This is what playing for the Texans does to a man.

Right out of Rocky IV, which makes me feel good. He's doing it all natural just like Sly Stallone, who NEVER used PEDs.

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

"You know what, you ain't gotta score to grab your nuts." — Marshawn Lynch

Might be the most genuine (and funny) NFL interview, ever.

Gronk: Lipitor, if it's harder for 4 hours call a doctor.

Tom Brady feels football, waits 4 hours, feels again, then picks up phone.

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.