Now we know the plot for what will be the worst remake of Citizen Kane ever made.

Naturally he chooses the one stuffed animal that's under-stuffed.

Belichick: I like a little puppet. You can kinda put your fingers in, it's a little monkey and then he can talk.

Despite having roughly 32 players of more or less the same type for their five midfield positions, each year Arsenal find themselves in an injury crisis when five or six of their best players in those positions are forced to miss time. And each year, there sits Rosický, waiting on the bench, ready to hit the ground…

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

Yeah there's shit talking, which is what Jones does just like a ton of guys, and there's clever shit talking, which is pretty rare. Feigning confusion and actually physically checking the name of the guy mouthing off to you is delightful.

Yeah it definitely does. The faces he makes and the hand gestures are top notch too

He's a self-aware dickhead. Makes all the difference.

He's mastered the art of being a dickhead, but he's still so damn likable

Zlatan is the fucking best.

Beautifully, Cantona's only comment when asked about the incident was "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you very much."

Apparently his "two fingertips and a thumb" technique translates beyond the gridiron.

I hope he wore a glove.

Then he should have to pay the league mandated fine. The fine should not be escalating, which is the author's point.

For all the Patriots playoff games this year, my sons and I have all donned our No. 12 Tom Brady jerseys. We wore them because Brady is so darn good, so darn handsome

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

That's a lot of work. Lets just tie him to a chair, take off his shoes, and lock him in a room with Rex Ryan.