I propose a new standardized test question:

Next up: Within State Hate. How bout’ LA-SF?

To be fair, Massholes have multiple states hating on them.

“They can’t write policy that actually makes sense, they can’t implement the policies they do manage to write, they can’t get their stories straight, and today we’ve learned that they can’t close a deal, and they can’t count votes.

It’s a distraction ploy that didn’t work on you.

Get on youtube all you shoulder whingers. There’s plenty that will help you and plenty you can do.

fake pussy!

Society knows that parents don’t want to sit at a desk and learn theory, so they skip it. This is a terrible idea, but society leans further in that direction every year.

The irony: (to the South) You lost, get over it.

I salute you Poodog.

My own dad drank and screamed at us lot. I was the jumpy one with PTSD symptoms. Go figure. Since one of his two tours was flying “dust off,” when people talk shit about “cowards” or whatnot, I just have to laugh it off. But not before briefly wondering what their faces would look like if someone stabbed them in the…

Effective for whom? People who already know what’s up? Preaching to the choir. Is this going to sway anyone who is convinced America will be great again?

There’s lots to be excited about: ass, pitching, catching...

There is a skit by Greg Giraldo to this effect: The Catholic Church met for a week to discuss the molestation scandal. What is there to talk about? Ok fellas, no more boy fucking, okay? See you next year. They proposed a one strike you’re out policy and voted against it. I mean, everyone fucks a boy now and then...

I think the Sham-Wow! guy needs to reexamine his life positioning.

I’m starting to think the dumb/bad tattoos are the best. My idea for a show: Find someone to sit for all the tattoos that were covered up on that cover up show whatever it was called. I’m sure some performance artist moron would do it for free plus low production costs equals I’m rich!

Where’s a slow-cooker bomb when you need one?

Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital and Trauma Center. If you put your name on it like that, you’re a cunt. Oh plus he thinks he’s eradicating all disease. I have some prime toe jam he can start with.

Fight Club!

Kind of like electing Trump and believing in “Make America Great”?