Personal space is serious business. Up to the point you don’t even want your own skin in your personal space, and just want to rip it off.

“a skirt that’s all ham”

Been done already.

Devil went down to Bromwich, he was lookin’ fer a garbage goal

That’s technically a decline push-up, but that’s actually a more difficult movement because you’re lifting more body weight and focusing on your front shoulders (delts). An incline push-up would be with your hands on an elevated surface. Your couch (cushions removed) is a good option, and splitting time between the…

Yeah oversight is such a bad idea. Also insight and foresight. Useless really.

The whole Zen Master thing was always bullshit.

I wonder if Spicer got his beauty products from Nordstrom.

For those of you who have ever wondered what Ann Coulter would look like if she stopped drinking the blood of infants, wonder no more.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

How bad was it that USC took swift, decisive action? I say that as a Trojan.

They are going to stick it out and allow him to sign all the hugely unpopular legislation they would like to pass, then turn on him. Then they can tell their base a half truth about whose fault the mess is.

You’re not thinking big picture, man. Teaming Vick up with AP would’ve been perfect. They could’ve easily combined their “bring your dog” day with “bring your kid” day. Except replace “bring” with “beat” (and “accidentally” with “repeatedly”).

I’ve lost both hair and weight and by this rate, I’ll look like Gollum by May. More hope than confidence tbh.

The players’ bodies are commodities too.

He could be Secretariat of State.

I couldn’t watch, did he at least talk about Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson?

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

Have you ever tried racquet clubs? Equestrian centers? Or Maine?

Why would he. Privatize (internalize) success and socialize (externalize) failures and bankruptcies. It is the free market capitalist randian way dontchaknow

Weighing in from Afghanistan: Fuck this guy and fuck his sincerity. That's the most mockable part of the piece.