So....2020 running mate when Pence is found dead in a wetsuit streaming hardcore porn?

I didn’t know Army QB had an charge of rape brought against him that ruled consensual sex by West Point against a fellow Cadet who was run out of the Academy until after the game.

You’re going with the “white frontrunning asshole” angle, which is valid, but for North Carolinians this comment is funny for Duke being a colony of New Jersey in particular.

I thought the saying was every time Duke loses a kitten is born ?

Football the way it was meant to be played. Before showboats like Knute Rockne ruined the game with the forward pass.

This is award-worthy.

You think they’ll still make the tournament?

Army only won this game because they’ve overlooked a shitload of issues Ahmad Bradshaw has had, both in his academics and in his personal conduct, that would have gotten almost any other cadet kicked out.

*Orders strike on Pearl Harbor

And Man U has a chance to tie tomorrow.

Playoffs for your Pats start soon, too, so cheer up.

Cheer up Duke fans, at least your Yankees got Stanton

Every time Duke loses an angel in heaven has a cookie.

Can Greyson Allen just make it to the NBA already so Boogie Cousins can punch him in the mouth?

Snow in New Orleans and deadspin lauding a Boston team openly? Surely we are approaching the end times!

This comment is impressive, though I’m left feeling concerned for your well-being.

Captain Clutch - The gift that keeps giving!

Do Yankees fans honestly know why literally everyone else despises their team? Or do they not care, which is worse? Change Yankees fans to Trumpers & team to country.

It’s not what you know, Jake. It’s what you can prove.

Of-fucking-course.