Unlike the First Lady who called it 11/7/41. A first rate team, this crowd.

“December 7th was a terrible date, just terrible. I would have swiped left, believe me.”

A book on Andrew Jackson.....by Brian Kilmeade.

I would rather eat my own shit.

That’s the Trump playbook, accuse your opponent of what you’ve been accused of so no one knows what to think.

He didn’t even tell me to believe him, so how can I?!

Why would the US go back to Asia if LaVar Ball won’t even acknowledge the great deeds of President Trump in China?

out of curiosity, was this possibility raised at any point before the IOC banned Russia from the Winter Games? Because the idea that Donald is actually doing this to “be a bitch” is absolutely hilarious.

“Obama destroyed the sky! Terrible color, very ugly, “poor taste.” From this day forward the sky will be gold.”

Why should America play in the Olympics if the Warriors won’t even come to the White House?

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

‘The House just passed the “Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act,” which would allow concealed carry license holders to do so in other states.’

Yeah, but look over his shoulder. That fucker is the backup QB. That depth chart is even worse than the Browns or Broncos.

I think the CIA tried in the ‘70s to weaponize whatever it is you’re on but couldn’t quite get the formula right

Having worked in Dental sales for a couple years, I think he has fake teeth, and has had a procedure where the dentures are permanently fixed with dental implants. This slurring often comes when he has had a new set of “teeth” put in. Takes a bit of time to get your speech right. So..as much as he could be doped…

Congratulations on your imminent film option

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

This is not a new thought, but for a guy that never drinks, he sounds way too much like I did trying to make sense at 7am after a night of drugging my balls off.
The clogged nasal breathing, the dry mouth, the not-having-a-fucking-clue. All of it.

It’s almost quaint that a year ago a guy was fired for listening to this bullshit when every day we are learning about men fired for actually committing these acts. If this happened today we’d be like and?

It’s REALLY OFFENSIVE that anyone is addressing Trump’s statement that it was faked by refuting it, with Billy Bush or anyone/anything else. DON’T LEGITIMIZE TRUMP’S BULLSHIT!!! WE ALREADY KNOW HE SAID IT, AND THAT HE HAS SAID AND DONE WORSE!!!

Don’t let facts get in the way of a joke. Facts should only matter a day after a major election.