Or that having a fucking Nazi as your political and security adviser tells us all we need to know!

Sean Spicer, Shit Shoveler...

Or that maybe the occasional bland comment about anti-semitism being bad doesn’t make up for appointing anti-semites to prominent positions.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

What is this article? This has nothing about the Cardinals losing a baseball game.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

“That’s can’t possibly be our client: he hasn’t hit anyone all year.”

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

I’ve gotten so confused about where it’s permissible to pee. I keep urinating on Greg Abbott’s lawn, but judging by his reaction that’s not what he wanted. I only hope he’s not upset when he finds out where I’ve taken a shit.

So the alt-right is supposed to be a separate faction from the right, but the alt-left is just...the left?

He’s pushing to be the Goering to Trump’s Hitler so hard, even Goering’s like... “dude chill.”

Sean Hannity has to eat wearing an eyepatch and with a cork on his fork.

They need to stop eating lead paint chips.

You mean the guy who turned himself into a ghost so he could fuck a virgin but not really fuck a virgin who would give birth to himself so he could kill himself but not really kill himself and then come out of a cave and be like, “Just kidding you guys, now you know that you have to stop sinning because I killed…

With apologies to the great George Carlin, I wouldn’t say Dan Quayle is fucking nuts. Stupid and full of shit, yes. But reasonably sane. Same with GWB43. DJT45, however, is weapons-grade stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts.

He says the NY Times is failing even though its seeing record high subscriptions because the people who listen to what he says still think the bowling green massacre is a thing.

I can’t tell you how much of a fantastic decision this would be if it really happened. This guy was raised in Iran and speaks fluent Farsi, is a scholar and Navy SEAL and is pretty much the non-ideological professional. If there’s anyone who can warn Trump about the insanity of a possible war against Iran (and have…

So I checked out contact info for AG Paxton and I love that the only option for giving opinions via the website is “I want to register my opinion (no response necessary).”

Anecdotally, there’s definitely a “spike” in the number of people I know who have fallen victim to Islamophobia since the Muslim ban. We’ve pretty much come to a point where we let the “little things” slide like someone telling you to fuck off, spitting at you, ordering you to “go back home”, etc. The young girls at…