Stick to barking.

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

“Actual work” and “Donald Trump” do not, under any circumstances or context, belong in the same sentence, unless preceeded by the words “has never done any”

Not the best movie, but the heat miser and snow miser songs are classics. 

He looks like he’s drowning and there is no lifeboat to be found :)

“Zinke released a statement saying, “It’s hard for him to think straight from the bottom of the bottle.”

I am probably going to show my age with this one, but every time I see Zinke I think of the Heat Miser from the old Xmas specials. Seems fitting for him, too.

so, pizzagate was pretty much yet another instance of right-wing projection...

And because things cannot possibly get any more nuts, and because everything nowadays is mixed up with everything else:

Good. That’s fucking vulgar as shit. Fucking asshole cocksucker. 

I would’ve given a middle kid for Joe Buck to call this game and have an aneurysm.

I saw it on my magic screen.

The don’t see ANY opinion they hold as ‘political’. Their opinions are ‘common sense’ or ‘good values’ or ‘American’. Anyone who disagrees with them is making things ‘political’ by the mere fact of disagreeing with them.

This is a good exchange.

“I don’t want to talk about politics because I have very very shitty views on important issues that I don’t want to be responsible for” is really how people should phrase it.

Maybe we check with Aaron Judge?

No, Hitler didn’t disarm the Jews. The Weimar Republic did, as it did nearly all citizens more than a decade before Hitler was named chancellor. He and the Nazis did relax gun regulations quite a bit compared to where they were in the 1920s, but the Jews had already lost that right years before. 

Traditionalist MLB wouldn’t let him put Esq. behind his name.