Rinky Dinky Ryan Zinke

Well done. 

You mean liberals like NBA ring-owners Steve Kerr and LeBron James? Or non-tough, non-fighters like Ruth Bader Ginsburg (3 broken ribs, in her 80s, back at work the next day?)  

Most of them are your bosses, already. The out of work ones are in your wife. 

You know, that’s not actually true. I’ve spent half a lifetime examining the lives of SS Officers; most of the ones I have documents for seem to have taken their work home with them in the form of misogyny, alcoholism, rage, and cruelty to their children.

The descriptions of the start of a Trump rally are some of the best I’ve read, HamNo. One of the reasons is that you didn’t attempt the usual dumb-journalist trick of interviewing a local and reporting it as if you’ve discovered Truth. Manipulating journalists is one trick that even third-grade level Trumplodytes have…

“I’m the REAL victim, here.”

Is this then followed by symbolically gang-raping the opposing school’s prettiest cheerleader, with the aide of the school’s CPR mannikin, a downloaded Facebook portrait photo, and an exacto-knife?

‘Bout the Supreme Court, here’s what you gotta know/the latest lame candidate/is a douchebag bro!

Sahara desert is redundant. Sahara means desert. 

Time period is redundant.

God, I don’t know how you managed to read all of these. I got through 20, and I had to quit.

As a New York real estate developer, Trump’s reaction to the destruction of the World Trade Center towers was to assert that one of his buildings was now the tallest in New York. This happened a week after Sept. 11, 2001.

Sincere questions:  it appeared to me that more than a few of the cast of CRA have had double-fold eye-widening plastic surgery. Did anyone else notice this?  How is the surgery perceived in East Asian communities? And did anyone else perceive that the more a character spoke with a British accent, the more sympathetic…

“Comes from a family that represents modern America.”

Also, a lot of the residents of Hawaii aren’t white. You’d think he’d try to keep mum about the storm. 

Do you think I could apply for a grant to protect my classroom from Betsy DeVos? 

How soon YOU forget.

I don’t know what article about the Sports Gene you read, or where you read it, but definitely consider throwing it into the garbage, canceling the subscription and demanding your money back.

Uh, Jordan, 0 for two. I’m not female, and I laughed, also. And not about or at ‘them.’ At what, painfully clearly, was your own self-projection.