Funny, I heard he thinks an awful lot about the difference between the sexes.

I thought you’d like to read something in your native tongue.

У тебя маленький пенис, мой друг

This really needs 1,237,829 more stars .

Oh, and I pulled the $279 billion number out of my ass.

You know what REALLY is employee theft? Using the bathroom. Companies provide these amenities at no cost to workers, and, yet, ungrateful employees , flush $279 billion a year of productivity literally down the drain, in them.

For this crud, always send him this

Tell us other things you also “know.” I bet one is that you’re sexy.

Then how come it works in, literally, EVERY OTHER FUCKING COUNTRY? Stupid isn’t not knowing something. Stupid is having every opportunity to know something and refusing to.

The way that these disgusting jerks are talking about an actual human teenager is so shitty that they could be president of the United States.

The biathlon is probably the single most difficult sport in the world. Nothing, as you know if you’ve ever done it, raises your heart rate faster than Nordic skiing (especially skate-skiing.) But, to shoot accurately, you must slow your heart rate below 100 (the lower the better), and not breath while shooting.

No, his premise is correct. Football, now, is Boxing, circa 1960 - at the center of the culture and at its athletic peak, but about to fall into the abyss. Of course, you’re right in an absolute sense, the NFL will not disappear; games and money will still be played.

 I hope all the sharks die.’

“Look, I already got a black guy doing slum housing, a couple of smart Jews handling the money, and the closeted-homo Christian guy on Vice. Why shouldn’t the Asian chick love the Asian guy a long time?”

I think you underestimate the effect that naked profanity has on some hypocritical moralists. They are perfectly fine being unconsciously and casually racist. But, use the term “shithole” and they get their knickers twisted

Making them think about whether economic gain ever outweighs moral wrongdoing and causing other’s pain—if it were constructed in a developmentally-appropriate way— would be a powerful lesson.

I volunteered at a tiny but fabulously well-maintained, official, and animal-friendly zoo, once. One job was to feed the red panda.

I just love how — same as with the travel ban — Trump the Bigot has wound up at least a temporary loser because of Trump the Tweeter. Losing hard!

According to another book, it was the aftermath of the scalp reduction surgery that led to tRump assaulting and raping his first wife.

Read on-line (wish I could claim it was mine).