A person is only truly innocent and holy when its covered in amniotic fluid. After that, fuck that shit, individual responsibility, you know? Fucking getting a job.

Our new super enemies who voted no! (Saudi Arabia) are also our new super friends! (Saudi Arabia). I hope Donald tRump shows some balls and kicks Donald tRump in the balls for not picking countries who put America first.

During the inauguration (approx. 1.2 million years ago), tRump made a big deal of how Ford was keeping jobs in the US. Turns out Ford was just bullshitting the bullshitter-in-chief. Would someone please do more reporting on this and similar steaming piles of lies?

There’s also that little matter of it being the center of several indigenous civilizations when it WAS habitable. Thus, resulting in one of the world’s best  archeological sites.

Apparently, the handwriting in most of the yearbook message and the handwriting in the note written to another girl for graduating high school are identical, and identical to Moore’s. Pass it around.

Before the weirding of the Republican Party, I wrote about politics and met politicians. Over the years, I developed the theory that a pol could be successful if he possessed ONE of the following qualities: *physical attractiveness, *clearly apparent character or charisma, *interpersonal intelligence, *(to a lesser…

It’s fucking brilliant. “Bob Murray does not want John Oliver to be mean to him. That’s sad for Bob, but...”

Step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style, eh? So, you’re saying you want to:

In the words of dj tRump, March, 2016: “I will repeal and replace, immediately. And we will have alternatives that will be so good, that’s so much less expensive. So much better.”

In the medieval world of Westeros — though, you know, the USA outside of the White House — blood lines are all important. In fact, they are basically the entire point of Game of Thrones. So, while it offends your post-Nuremberg Trial sensibilities, the killing off a bloodline as revenge for the attempted killing off…

Martin is a shitty author, but you grace us with 450 words of such divine prose? And such deep insight about women!

If you know these show runners, that’s not going to happen.

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This. +1

When dealing with Konspiracy Krazies, I’ve been finding it useful to say I stand with Benjamin Franklin, who said: “Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.” (Poor Richard’s Almanac, 1752).

On the plus side, I’m going to you, not them, for surgery. I WANT people cutting me open with razors to worry their goddamn heads off.

Yes, but their dicks are super-special sin-free penises, so they get to fuck whomever they want without worry.

Ailes’s attorney, Susan Estrich, released a statement that read:

In the same speech, Carson said “And everybody, regardless of their ethnicities...has a brain, the human brain.....You can’t overload the human brain.”

Br-effing-Vo