Well, thank goodness. This clears the way for Trump to nominate his real first choice: Paula Deen.

Are the “Wage Thief”/ “Tax Cheat” posters Democrats protesting him or Republicans supporting him? Could go either way.

Years ago a Daily Show correspondent approached a state senator who continually proposed anti-abortion legislation with a draft of an “every sperm is sacred” bill. Watching the guy sputter about bodily autonomy and how obviously no one should be able to legally dictate what a man does with his own body was amazing, if…

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What if the man doesn’t want the child and the woman does? Can he force her to have an abortion?

fucking right. When I hear a coworker or, /shudder, friend, talk shit about how he *has* to pay child support, it makes me want to throw up.

I’m okay with women needing to get permission from a man to have an abortion provided a man must obtain permission from his mother (in written form) every time he ejaculates.

Since I’ve been waiting for a month for a call back from my rep who canceled an appointment with me in DC when he realized I wanted to talk about healthcare and immigration...good luck with the coward ;)

If the man is going to prevent a woman from getting an abortion, he should have to pay 100% of the cost of raising the kid.

Oh I’m sure he also totally agrees that once a man ejaculates, his sperm is fair game for any nearby woman to use to impregnate herself. Once a man makes that choice, he has to deal with the consequences! 18 years of child support, totally fair.

And the fact that there is over $1 Billion in unpaid child support really highlights this issue.

You know how those penises are prone to shooting whenever they feel like it. Even when they intruding on someone else’s property. I say shoot first, ask questions later.

If it’s an intruder, can you shoot on sight?

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

I’d like to take this moment to thank the universe for allowing me to be born into a family that is not completely and irrevocably insane. I consider it the single greatest gift I have ever received.

And apparently, he got debriefed on the NK missile test IN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT with dozens of people within ear shot. But at least he didn’t use a private email server!

Maybe hire doubles of Fox anchors, and broadcast in Trump’s TV a special edition with the orders he should give.

“I live in one of the city’s safer neighborhoods, and I don’t walk my dog at night without constantly looking over my shoulder,”

I also call for Denis Leary as Conway and Christopher Walken as Melania

And I want them to make out, Alec/Trump pulls back almost out of character, and says “wait, I thought you were gay!” to which Bannon/Rosie replies “I am, but this works because you are my BITCH!!!”