I don’t engage in ridiculous hyperbole and I don’t use the word “hero” often, but you, sir, are the greatest hero in American history.

Oh, you sound fun.

It’s obvious that someone can’t get laid.

But he’s good at football.

First, I’m fairly sure Brent Musburger is drunk.

@RussianEmbassy is fucking ridiculous. A while back they tweeted some bullshit about rebels (excuse me, “extremists”) in Syria receiving chemical weapons, and backed up the claim with an image from the video game Command and Conquer:

We have speed, we have a lot of other things,

Nope, LGBTQ romances and documentaries.

START?

Aint no place for feelings in the hacking game, son.

It means your grandmother who keeps calling to ask why her computer’s cupholder isn’t working anymore is as technically savvy if not more so than our president elect. Also she’s likely better at stringing together coherent thoughts, and has better grammar.

Dude. That’s just wrong.

I think that computers have complicated lives very greatly. The whole age of computer has made it where nobody knows exactly what is going on. We have speed, we have a lot of other things, but I’m not sure we have the kind the security we need.

We should have hacked Putins Netflix account and four starred a bunch of shitty Van Wilder movies to fuck up his reccomendations.

Just go see it. I saw it THEN read the NYT review and I feel like they take a dump on it for no reason. It’s not an avant garde art film, so they didn’t like it.

The casting of James Earl Jones sealed it for me. When he spoke, the entire theater I was in erupted In applause for a brief moment.

I thought they were going to veer too far away from the story. Not only didn’t they do that, but in my opinion, this is the BEST of the saga, hands down. It’s how the sage would have been if Lucas had been better with dialogue.

I celebrate the diversity of your opinion, and as such do not hold the inherent wrongness of said opinion against you, as I am sure that your take would be considered as valid in many bowling alleys and dive bars across this great, diverse land of ours.

Rogue One feels like the best possible fan film someone could make.