As an employee in Demand-Side Management at one of the nation’s largest electric utilities AND a native of Chicagoland, I hereby declare this to be a Quality Post™.

If Walton’s star rises just a little more and Affleck’s star falls a little more someday Affleck will be playing Walton in a gritty, inspiring sports biopic and it will be really magickal.

I don’t see what Luke was so upset about. Cousins executed a perfectly legal belly to back suplex.

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Well originally the Rams were a Cleveland franchise.

In other news, the Browns and Bills have started a bidding war for Fisher to be their next head coach.

Yeah, I’m really ok with the UPS driver getting the attention, unless and until the woman involved chooses to talk about it. That driver did a good thing, and deserves recognition for it.

The story focuses more on the UPS driver’s call to authorities than the woman’s bravery and quick thinking

Don’t kid yourself. What I’m saying to you is, even if we agree that every single thing you said in your stupid comment is true, it’s still a colossally stupid comment.

And you could’ve elected not to embarrass yourself with such a stupid comment. But you couldn’t resist.

Sure he did. He could’ve elected not to kill someone over a car accident.

The guy with 7 bullets in his back? Oh, you meant the shooter...

DeMar DeRozan DeDunks on DeEverybody.

It’s almost like the NFL is full of shit.

Fuck that. If I’m on the low ground, that just puts me at ball-punching height. No issues with taking an openly presented sack attack under these circumstances. No dumb shit at a football game who gets into a fight is going to remember my lack of honor in combat once the Coors wears off, anyway.

I’m a Colts season ticket holder and this year there’s a couple who sits behind me at every game, and they obsess over which players aren’t standing for the anthem. Usually during the anthem. Yes, they talk during the whole anthem about how disrespectful it is to sit during the anthem.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

I can’t be the only one that’s glad this happened in row Q, and not, say, row A.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.