“We have an unstable superstar prone to anger management issues. Who should we bring in this year to help him out?”

Early Monday morning.

matt barns,

Manbun and Headband. Friday nights on Fox.

Really?? Does not sound like the Matt Barnes I know...

My guess is the people filing the lawsuit are well aware of Cousins’ lack of effort on defense and hoping he’ll just settle.

It’s like they’re soulmates. Everybody should be happy; two overly aggressive men found each other. I can’t wait for the disney movie.

Well so much for them playing in the NFL ever again!

Grabbed her by the.....neck? That’s not the America I know.

There’s still time for Arnold Schwarzenegger to be offered a position, giving us a “these two members of the Trump Administration are in the WWE Hall of Fame” clue, too.

I work in a law firm, and I shit you not I have suggested to the partners, multiple times, that we could make BANK if we started some sort of amateur/backyard wrestling ring and we sold tickets for people to watch two lawyers go at it

Ford, is this the suffering we need to experience to gain consciousness?

We do this at my place of employment, really boosts moral. Everyone walks into the office with their own theme music. I clotheslined the mailroom kid the other day, it was awesome!!

Can’t they just make her Ambassador of Uzbeki-beki-stan?

I’ve always found the shirtless, oiled up, thong-wearing, packing-accentuating aspect of WWE to be hilarious. While all these homophobic hicks are obsessed with congregating drunkenly with other men to watch. So much erotica for the klansmen.

We did, and now Linda in the mail room insists we call her The Skull Queen. And she won’t give the families all those skulls back.

How dare you assume I have not suggested this in every board meeting?

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

This was just straight up purchased.

Didn’t President Erect admit he went into a secure area to watch underage girls get naked?