Hey, hey, we all love H. Jon Benjamin, but I must insist that our greatest living voice actor is in fact Frank Welker. Let’s see Jon Benjamin try to imitate every animal in the world!

My personal favorite name-and-a-half is Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi, a.k.a. Alexander Siddig.

The perfect older sister is named Olga? Are we sure this book isn’t a loose adaptation of the life of Helga Pataki?

This calls for a song of tribute!

Ah, I figured it was something like that. I’m nowhere near the level cap needed to do Competitive Mode yet, and am frankly not looking forward to it.

Yeah, I’ve run into this issue too, mostly in World of Warcraft raids, and it makes for a handy rule of thumb as to whether to stick with it. After losing to a difficult boss/team, does the group:

I’m glad to hear the bit about Deakins working with a wide color palette, because everything I’ve seen of this, even the stills featured here, make it look like another big ol’ garish blob of orange and blue. I mean, hell, look at Ford up there. Is he sitting in a room made entirely of cheddar cheese?

Sounds good to me! My SR is, um, I have no idea. Low, I assume.

I’d normally fall into the “think you might like it” camp, but the too-short cables are sadly a dealbreaker. I’d have to sit on my coffee table to play anything, which is much less appealing a prospect as an adult than a nine-year-old.

I’m also on PS4! As BMaverik (it’s a James Garner reference, not Top Gun, I swear!). I’d love to team up sometime. Be warned, I will very likely be a liability to your or anyone else’s team at present.

This Week in Pew Pew Pew: I’m still playing Overwatch, which has mostly taught me that I’m not very good at Overwatch. I think I’m gradually getting better, but it’s streaky. Some games I pull off a day-saving objective kill at the last moment, some I spend most of the time running back to the firefight from base.…

The light at the end of the tunnel is so bright, they gotta wear shades.

That’s a nifty mechanic you’ve got going, having to juggle the opinions of the various council members.

Yes, but do the dogs have bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you? (For pollination purposes, obviously.)

This Week in Pew Pew Pew: I finally joined the Overwatch bandwagon. I’ve played only about a couple hours so far, but it’s pretty fun. I plan to take it slow and practice against bots for a while before getting my ass handed to me by other players who’ve been doing this for a year already. It’s basically a prettier,…

Wasn’t this made by the same people behind the Atlas Shrugged films? That would explain a lot about the focus being on a saintly billionaire who must be vocally defended from a rude minority and showers people with jobs like a money angel.

I actually stopped playing World of Warcraft this week, not because I don’t still enjoy it, but because it was literally causing my computer to overheat (California’s been going through an absurd heat wave, you see, and I have no AC. Alas and alack). I have been replaying Saints Row IV, though, and just soaking in its…

Aw, Topsy.

Truly, this is a sad day for literature. Also bananafish.

Only one way to find out!