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Looks like the big taser baton that the Stormtrooper in the TFA had.

I kinda hope he doesn’t.

Oh my god fuck off. You are seriously complaining about the article “spoiling” the trailer.

“The main reason Santan is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” - George Carlin

When Johnny Cash covered “Southern Accent,” in liner notes he called it “better anthem for South than ‘Dixie’”. Considering source, that have to be highest possible praise in history of music, right?

*$50,000 out of at least a million

I’m watching Deep Space Nine at the moment (I missed a lot of it when it first aired) and was shocked to see Iggy show up as a Vorta.

Jared Leto was able to land the role by sending Villeneuve exactly 2049 used condoms and 2 quarts of Dustin Diamond’s blood.  

I don’t think so. I hear it’s in such bad shape, they’re thinking of ending it after next season.

No. No one is still watching this show. Not a single person.

It’s almost as if it’s not really about the anthem or the flag for these boo-ers ... Hmmmm, what could be the unifying factor that makes those protesting so disgusting to a certain kind of fan?

The thing that’s killing me is the new mantra of calling NFL protest participants “ungrateful” whiners who should just shut

Let’s take politics out of this.

It’s almost as if the whole exercise of standing for a national anthem... is stupid

This was straight up a plotline on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

I was at the bar during game time yesterday (I go Sundays, regardless of football season) and there was some booing at the TV during the anthem (that’ll show them!...I guess?) Yet none of the idiots booing at the TV screen removed their hats, stood or even stopped drinking their beer. So I guess the reverence to the

i paid hundreds of dollars for this stuff that gave me some small amount of pleasure. now i’m burning it. a loved one will pay to replace it for me at christmas when my team is doing well. take that, nfl! i sure showed you! (also, i watch the games, anyway.)

Politico also mentions that the subject line of all of those emails is, “Why Mike Judge is the king of the pop-culture hill: An illustrated timeline”.

Well, yeah, but he’s a guy. I mean, you can’t say “But him emails!” That’d just be dumb!

It’s okay that he did it, because Hillary did it too, but it was wrong of her to do it.