He would spoil a good walk.

"Kneel before Chad!!!

The simple concept that competition is a good thing for consumers is way too complicated for that huckster.

I'm going to host a dinner in the next few weeks—I'm thinking tropical theme. Grilled jerk chicken, fried plantains, beans and rice, and tropical cocktails.

With warmer weather comes great, funky wheat beers! I'm a big fan of hefeweizen, and I'm leaning into it this year. There's something about them that just completely transports me back to Germany when I drink them.

I think an especially hearty "Fuck that shit" is in order for callously attacking Germany completely without provocation. Oh, we buy a lot of German cars? Well that's fucking okay, since most of them are made here anyways by American workers, shit-ass!

[Charlie Brown sad music]

This sounds perfectly fine to me. Now, a spider cafe—that would be right out.

Nah, he's one of those rubes who pronounces it the same as "macaroon".

She's pretty rude in all of the scenes she shares with Data.

[dons armor, sharpens battle axe]

Did it, though?

They're so delicate.

Yes, nothing is more arousing than comprehensive and highly descriptive discussions of menstruation.

I'd call it a pet peeve, but that really doesn't do it justice.

Can you imagine being a female date who got dragged along to see that movie? Yeesh.

Respectfully, I have several evolutionary traits that should prove valuable to the gene pool.

You're doing the FSM's good work. May sauce be upon you.

I'm trying to think of anyone else in the orbit of the White House who isn't evil, and I'm not having much luck.

I would actually put Trump as Neutral Evil. He's more inept than chaotic. Bannon is definitely Chaotic Evil, though.