I'm not sure how large the island is, and whether it would be a sufficient place from which to stage an invasion.

After all the shit you pulled, you'll take the few knights you can get! You can't immolate half the gentry and get picky.

The synergy is strong with this one.

I've been trying to not spend much money on food lately, so I've had to get a little creative. I had a package of firm tofu that was reaching the end of its shelf-life, so I decided to try to make a vegan chili by crumbling it up into a consistency like ground beef and sauteeing it with onion, tomato, and chili spices.

It's certainly the Donald Trump of radical Salafist groups.

Who's worse? The organization that's either directly or indirectly responsible for this, or the shits exploiting it for ratings?

He's not a good Lord. He's a VERY naughty Lord.

At least there's no sand in any of those images.

The AV Club

Maybe he's just intimidated.

I've had mock chicken that, while it doesn't taste exactly like chicken, actually tastes better.

So say we all

"But we're not even poor! We're safely middle class—I just have a wee bit of debt from betting on the ponies!"

Who can afford copy editors when you're running razor thin margins on ad revenue?

FLYING DANGEROUSLY LOW, AT LEAST IT WASN'T A DANGLING PARTICIPLE!

As a Big Ten alum, myself, I'm well aware. Just couldn't pass up the chance to get a good dig in.

Michigan students are notoriously dim.

At one time I thought that Charles was the Prince of Whales.

Yeah, you're right. A bazooka would be overkill.

I think a lot of people in that area of the Right have special persnickety sort of ire for anyone in the entertainment industry exerting a political opinion or running for office. That is, unless they support someone they like, then they're all on board.