There is nothing to fear, madam. The Commander likes you. Nothing will happen to you. He likes you.

At least it was better than Ghostbusters 2.

No, they said it could not get any worse.

I made a creamy scampi with shrimp, scallops, and tagliatelle this past weekend. That was pretty great.

My mother is currently away in Florida for a few weeks, and far away from me. That's kind of the ideal Mother's Day for me.

There's a small brewery, Modist, near where I live in Minneapolis that is actually pretty solid. I've gone there twice now in the last two weeks with Mrs. Noodly Appendage and friends, and the offerings are really good. It's not Surly good, but not too far off.

Congressional Hearing:

I think Vincent Adultman would be an infinitely more competent press secretary than Sean Spicer.

He seems to be in pretty deep with the Russian mob, but he might not be aware of any connections between the mob and the Russian government. But that's just about the most charitable explanation I can come up with.

I figured something like this. The false testimony is just a pretext.

He'll get sick!

"Light treason"

Dillinger would be like, "you know I was in organized crime, but y'all are some real corrupt motherfuckers—leave me out of it."

"Oh, you think it's okay to violate the 4th Amendment by stopping me without reasonable suspicion of criminal activity just because you have sweetened milk fat you want to share with me?!"

I used to be able to find them at Whole Foods, but I haven't seen any in a while.

I wish I could find turkey thighs more often at the store. I love cooking with them.

They definitely can be, but there's a fine line between passion and abuse, and from what I've seen there's a lot of inappropriate, abusive behavior in the industry. And you can't complain about it, because if you take the appropriate legal action you'll be totally blackballed from ever cooking in a real restaurant.

Yeah, the kitchen is a war zone during service. There's no time for nonsense.

Damn…

Ah yes, the "I must punish myself as I get hammered' school of thought.