My mother in law is staying with us for a little while, and she's a teetotaler, so I haven't had a chance to indulge lately.
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Mrs. Noodly Appendage and I went to New Orleans for a week, and now I'm itching to experiment on cajun/creole. I've made jambalaya and gumbo several times before, but there's obviously a lot more to the cuisines.
That's not what door handles are for!!!
*Bill O'Reilly gets bought out of his contract for $20m*
*Jumps up an down clapping*
Don't be all butt-hurt because she won't sign your divorce papers, Richard.
Nine months from now, they're going to discovery a bedraggled and bearded O'Reilly hiding out in a utility closet.
The catholic church would be so much more interesting if they had literal cannons.
I don't know, he seems like the kind of guy who'd be like "Welp, I'm rich, I'm old, I don't have to do anything I don't want. Let's buy us another boat."
The Almighty Noodliness hath surely blessed us all this day.
There are other ways to consume crab meat. A good crab cake is a truly satisfying food. Lump crab meat is a great topping for other foods.
They actually kind of are, from environmental and city planning perspectives.
The kid looks like he wants to jump off the balcony.
I expect to see "Don't blame me, I voted for Hillary" bumper stickers all over the place in a year or so. They might already be out there, but I haven't seen any yet.
Pay $200k a year for the privilege! You might catch a glimpse of the President!
He was advertising Mar-a-lago. He can never turn it off.
The fact that they need to play the anthem at every sporting event is supremely annoying to me. Screw nationalism, get to the sportsball already!
There are some things that a lot of people want to believe, so they'll latch on to anyone claiming to confirm those beliefs.
There's no way that's an accident. Right?