As soon as the IRS comes sniffing around you can be all like "Religious persecution! Get em, boys!"

Too Asian

Did you forget to study for your exam that was rescheduled for that day, too?

I ran into a huge millipede in my old college apartment in Wisconsin. The sucker was probably between 9 and 12 inches long. And I was occupied on the chamber pot when I saw it.

It might not be the worst, but I can certainly see it being the most disappointing movie one could have seen, if they are fans of the graphic novel.

I wouldn't recommend it. I've still got a crick in my neck from all the Dutch tilt.

Not even drastically lowered expectations can save that crap.

It's time for the Jedi to end…


















senseless pod racing deaths.

That alligator was no saint.

Class-ist.

Crotch rot sued for defamation, and won on summary judgment.

There it is.

He's one of those room temperature hams from Mar-a-Lago.

Considering the rogues gallery of goblins he had managing his campaign and now the White House, can you imagine the sort of person he would hire to run a restaurant?

And she resisted interrogation, even when it meant the death of her father and millions (billions?) of her people on Alderaan.

Correlation doesn't imply causation. Unless it does.

I wasn't sold on the actor's performance at first, but Bobbi Draper is my new favorite character.

A sesame bagel from St. Viateur is a beautiful thing.

The More You Know

Life. The universe. Everything.