It might be fun to mix the decks together.

Your mom says I'm cooler.

I think the attack on the school was already very shocking (at the time) because even without blood, his rampage was totally lethal and unexpected.

Goddamn I love this movie.

Hey now, we aren't all heartless monsters. If this is from a lawyer, it's from a dumb myopic lawyer.

I don't know, it seems like the festival is probably pretty ex-pence-ive to organize and run.

I think you might be confusing it with yuca, which does need to be cooked.

Also, the look on her face when she realized she was going to get to fight…

"we’re sure Rivera immediately departed the studio and headed down to his local military recruitment office, stopping only briefly to get a doctor’s note saying he could still fight (and, more heroically, die)"

I really hope that is how his campaign workers are actually being directed to respond.

Not to overly evangelize or anything, but you might want to check out Two Women, Staghorn, Uff-da, Dancing Man, and Bubbler if you like more German-style beers.

Based on Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz, it seems Oprah is less than stellar as a judge of character and qualifications. I'm not sure I would trust her appointments any more than Trump's.

I disagree, mostly because it's not the method of cooking you are paying for. You're paying for the quality of the meat, and the time and money that (hopefully) goes into aging it.

I once mistook salt for sugar and can confirm that salt does not make espresso better. Quite the opposite, actually.

Overcooking steak is a crime against humanity and also a crime against moomanity.

I think delivery method is important here. Guinness on tap is fantastic, but I'm always underwhelmed by the bottles and cans.

Capital is fine, but it's a step below New Glarus, based on what I've had.

One thing that makes me sad is that Wayne Brady's somewhat reduced popular culture profile ensures that people watching that sketch today and in the future will probably not be able to fully appreciate how monumentally funny that line is.

Patriot Healthcare Freedom Love Act of 2019 is totally going to [ADD DETAIL LATER]!

I'll gladly mail you a tax refund next year if you buy new glasses on the open market today!