*faints dead away*

That's one bad huevo.

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

But enough about Melania's "sexy" talk.

I knew it wasn't real!

Especially Vietnamese Iced Coffee

"unparalleled visual beauty"

They're a lock if they throw in a scene that takes place in LA or Hollywood.

In these dark and trying times, we need more unicorns.

*This is not the penalty you are looking for*

Thai tea will often have additives like Tamarind and/or other spices. Also, if genuine Ceylon is too pricy, they'll add food coloring to make it orange.

Compulsory arbitration clauses are, sadly, very common. Generally, the standard for whether they are valid depends on the degree of disparity in bargaining power between the parties to the agreement, but it's really difficult to sufficiently show that there was unequal bargaining power to invalidate the agreement.

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Six seasons and a movie!

Now I just want a Spider-Man Neflix series.

Also, if these people had any sort of experience or sense, why aren't they all packing elephant rifles?

And his, uh, girth.

True pilsners are quite far from being the Wonder Bread of beers.

I'm so happy you included Two Women! For my money, it's one of the very best beers in America. New Glarus receives a good amount of recognition, but not nearly what it deserves.

I actually saw Mortal Kombat before I ever saw Highlander, and I think that my positive impression from MK made me more open to it than I probably would have been, otherwise.