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Of course, that's a very low bar to clear.

His name is Reek.

You are truly history's greatest monster.

MY MINDBALLS!!!

You wouldn't say it more resembles the St. Petersburg Syndrome?

At least this isn't a Minsk Maneuver situation.

If nice hotels, fantastic sights, and great food count, then yes.

[counts on fingers]

Then I guess you know what you need to do.

Pfft… he was killed by his own rebounding curse. He wasn't bright, in the end.

You're probably not doing it right. Are you ruggedly handsome with a heart of gold?

Well if that's what Hermione says, who am I to disagree?

Hey! Wait a minute. I know it's great that the factory came back, but now the boots I want to buy are a little more expensive!

Luckily, we have neither.

Yeah, I was more suggesting that redirecting corporate funds to Ailes' defense would constitute a breach on the part of the other directors/officers.

Too Asian

The Justice Department (and by extension, the US Attorneys) could be pursuing either civil or criminal actions. Or both. I'm not exactly sure off the top of my head what that would be, but I'm thinking.

Well, it doesn't hurt that it's a really good Stones song.

It's like Game of Thrones. Yes, the books have been out for a long time, but for a lot of people, the show is their first entry-point to the story. And a lot of people are consciously avoiding the book/comic to let the story play out in the show.

That connection makes the most sense to me.