We did see him take a bullet in the shoulder. Of course, that might not mean anything.

It's like the opposite of a juicy lucy.

That day should be a holiday, but there should also be a multi-day voting period with 24-hr staffing at the polls. I'm thinking Saturday through Tuesday, with Tuesday as a holiday.

Nah, people should not have to vote if they don't want to. But we should get rid of this first-past-the-post shit. Instant run-off voting would have produced a clear majority vote winner in each state, and with such a system, I'm fairly confident Clinton would have won Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Florida,…

Give him a good kick for me, then.

I wonder how many national security types voted for Trump because they didn't think Clinton was trustworthy.

Alternate alternate headline:

But he doesn't look a day over 50!

It may not have been robbery, technically. I didn't see any references to the use or threat of force.

I mean, they had pirates to feed and pay, and weapons and ammo to buy, and maintenance costs, and bribes, and bounties, and don't even get me started on the grog and prostitutes.

Personal and personality issues aside (and conveniently side-stepping a discussion of separating the artist from the art), I could see him being an older and more grizzled version of Batman, a la The Dark Knight Returns.

Advancement of the Fittest?

"Sesame Street seems entirely too urban to me. Very low class. Why isn't anyone building luxury condo towers there and throwing out the thugs? Sad!"

Maybe something like a mid-Atlantic accent.

"LOCK HER UP!"

I think a campaign ad attacking him for bad music would be hilarious, and kind of refreshing.

A lot of white Michiganders are, sadly, totally into that shit.

Kid Knnnnk!

[drops darkness powder, which only partially obscures him]

Something new every day. This is exhausting.