I don't think there was a single thing about that movie I enjoyed.

Either that or he was waiting until he got someone as hot as Marisa Tomei as Aunt May.

Great, now I'm remembering how awful both of those movies were! Thanks!

It is probably also the worst.

Sexual harassment assault.

And it looks like the sort of place where they'd have a lot of good stout ales.

I think it really comes down to some people are not okay with a guy getting his ass solidly beat by a woman. It overrides things like logic and rationality.

Ren got his ass shot with a bowcaster. I probably could have put up a fight against him under those circumstances.

A teenager.

She has a British accent. It checks out.

I leave for 3 years, and the state goes to utter shit. It was on a downward trajectory well before that, but what the hell?

Funny, I think you just described PEOTUS perfectly.

A scalpel? Too sharp.

What satire? Robocop is a kick-ass action movie about the police/military (not that there should be a difference) industrial complex kicking ass and shooting thugs. Remember when that one guy got splattered across the windshield of that one car? That was awesome!

I hope they didn't get the hot salsa.

"She’s now seeking $2,237,633,000—a number arrived upon by calculating the company’s presumed profits from 2006 to 2015"

People should really stop swinging baseball bats at other people.

I really like Patriot Games but it has not aged well at all.

The Sum of All Fears: A Lady President

Yeah, I thought Baldwin was pretty solid in Red October.