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Well, he did go to Colombia that one time.

I'll be honest, that sounds pretty unappetizing to me. But I think it has the bones for a pretty awesome dessert.

They're completely different textures, though. Vegetable crunch is more crisp, while nuts tend to feel more like a dull thud to me.

I would never get pre-made chicken salad, but I like it when I make it myself. I like to make my own mayo or aioli. And I try to use as little of it as possible. I find most chicken salads to be more mayo than chicken—twisted and evil.

Agreed, especially for chicken and eggs. I add a little tarragon to my soft scrambled eggs, and it's always great.

I don't know. He seems like he could be a bottom.

The Browns are surprisingly not at the very bottom of that list. They can't even win at losing.

Drunk driving, uh, finds a way.

If Green Bay weren't in the playoffs as well, Detroit would definitely be my top rooting interest. It would be nice for Detroit.

How did you get off your ice-flow, old one?

So is Lana!

Truckasaurus!

That you're a human being. I just have one small piece of advice.

The family emotional abuse makes it hard for me to watch.

The Playoff gods will not long suffer 2 bird teams

"Cowboys/Pats"

It's survival of the balance-est. They want a society of ballerinas.

Who knew Sterling Archer was in charge of Imperial procurement?

All the good ones died on the first Death Star.